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The site loads on a red flash page and then in centered text, it simply reads:

"My name is Maynard James Keenan. Welcome to Puscifer, my creative subconscious... Welcome to the party that goes on in my head 24 hours a day... Welcome to my island of misfit ideas who've found no home with Tool, A Perfect Circle or Caduceus... The space where my ID, ego, and anima all come together to exchange cookie recipes... ... A space without any hard edges... ... A space with no clear or discernable goals... Check your over inflated expectations at the door..." Mature Content, Must be 18 or older to enter

The Puscifer site features some links to Podcasts, Songs, Puscifer Merchandise, which include George Bush at Hitler coffee mugs and womens t-shirts titled Spiritual Posers, 90210 with Dolce and Kabala emblazoned across the front is worth the trip to the site alone. There are misc quotes that change with every page reload and include everyone from this Arnold Horshack to Hunter S. Thompson and Borat. Along with these items and some random links to bands and friend, there are pages of odd little blog type entries, including the following:

Smoke and Mirrors 10/16/06: I sold some targets I shot at the range. A piece of paper with a hole in it. I sold a bunch of them. It boggles the mind. Guess I'll have to sell more. Guess I'll have to raise the price just to see how far I can push this. Not cuz I'm greedy. Just cuz i'm curious. I mean seriously. Haven't any of these people heard the story of the Emperor's New Clothes?

Bakersfield. I'm not from. 09/12/06: Very odd how these dreams can parallel reality and in some cases sort of predict future events. Not detail for detail, but you know.

For example. About a week ago I had one of my dreams. I was an M.C. at the special olympics tryouts. At some point in the dream it was my job to announce a winner. I was handed a purple envelope by a white dove which reeked of beer and peanut farts. The dove, not the envelope. Anyway. I've never known a dove to giggle but this one did. Which should have been my first clue. I guess I was just caught up in how hard these challenged humans were trying and I missed the obvious. So I open the envelope and it's another sticky note from BOB.

"Judge not lest ye be judged. Unless you are in a desolate valley filled with drunk and irrational knuckle dragging apes with shaved heads and PMS. Then feel free to cast the first of many stones. Amen."

From the Book of DOUCHEBAG Chapter 9, Verse 5

Jet Lag 05/24/06: A blonde was sitting on the train

reading the newspaper. The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed". She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked,...... "Wow that is really sad, how many is a Brazilian?"

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